That the Queen of England isn’t anything more than a figurehead by charitable estimations and by uncharitable ones a massive ongoing drain on the UK budget isn’t news. We all know it. The Brits know it, and apparently, even the staff writers for The Official Website of the British Monarchy know it.
I call specific attention to their webpage entitled “The Role of the Sovereign” in which a lengthy explanation almost entirely devoid of specifics succeeds in making no legitimate justification for the monarchy’s continued existence. Please read it. The vagaries and appeals to “national unity and pride” sound like they were lifted from an eighth grader’s Social Studies paper and not a very good one at that:
The Queen also has an essential role in providing a sense of stability and continuity in times of political and social change. The system of constitutional monarchy bridges the discontinuity of party politics.
How exactly does the constitutional monarchy bridge this gap? By what real-world power or political relevance does the Queen wield this ability?
Here is another one:
These include: providing a focus for national identity, unity and pride; giving a sense of stability and continuity; recognising success, achievement and excellence; and supporting service to others, particularly through public service and the voluntary sector.
That’s also pretty flimsy if you ask me, and you could make a pretty effective drinking game out of counting the number of times “national unity”, “stability”, and “providing a focus” appear on the page. This particular passage essentially states the Queen is in charge of intangibles and utilizes what I’m going to call the Smykowski Defense from Office Space. To paraphrase, she deals with the goddamn customers.
I know the Queen is running out of money, but you would have thought she’d have enough in her coffers to hire a competent bullshit artist for the website.
Monarchy fail.

